Added: 10-04-2007
And lo it came to pass that, on the 3rd day of the 3rd month of the year Two Thousand and Seven, during the lunar eclipse, a 6lb 3oz infant was born. And it shall be written that the name of the child is Elliot begat of Matthew - (Denzil. Chapter 3 verse 5).
His parents are said to be "permanently knackered but over the moon" and whose grandparents have still to come out of their first collective "Ahhhhhhhhhh......"
Junior will not be rushed into replacing his esteemed father at the head of the stag & hen empire just yet, though bets are already being laid on the possible year of his coronation. What is genetically guaranteed, however, is a major passion for ropey dancing, for playing rugby only when the weather's nice, and for snapping his digital camera like he's the last paparazzi on the planet.
Yes, he's been into the office - see the evidence for yourself! - and yes, we couldn't resist cradling the young maestro when he did, each of us hoping like hell that we wouldn't be the one who accidentally woke him up and set off those impressive lungs... We needn't have worried though as Denzil sang him a lullaby and our next few lucky callers were given a gentle, whispering welcome from the sales team!
Without further ado, Last Night Of Freedom wish to introduce our newest and most important family member: Elliot Samuel Mavir. He's sure to be involved with cutting edge stag & hen technology when we reach the year 2030 - by when it's predicted sexy robots will replace guides and all accommodation concerns will be taken care of with the arrival of Stag or Hen Tardises (with full en-suite facilities) - so the true significance of 3rd March 2007 may not be understood for a few generations yet.
But one thing's for sure - the prodigal son has arrived! All hail!!!