How To Plan A Hen Night - After the Event
Afterwards, there really is only one rule about the hen night, and that is to 'Keep Mum'.
What happened cannot be changed, no matter how hilarious and no matter how shameful. The groom and his cohorts are certainly not going to be divulging details of the stag weekend, are they? So why should any of the hen weekenders open up a can of worms that are better off just staying buried? Apart from the fact that, yes, hens like worms. The chances are that nothing incriminating or harmful happened anyway, so keep the magic of the weekend alive by exchanging only the occasional word or glance about it every few months, and only when alone with another of The Chosen Ones.
Remember the elements of the weekend that made it especially successful, for you may wish to replicate them when the conveyor belt of love drops the next hopeful in front of you. They may even approach you with these bittersweet words: "I heard you did a great job of organising xxxx's hen weekend..." Half of you will bask in the glow of deserved reputation, the other will want to run like the wind before she gets any closer.