• X Rated Fortune Cookies In Packaging In Front Of White Background

X Rated Fortune Cookies

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50+ in stock | LNOF Ref: #796

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Our customers rated X Rated Fortune Cookies as 2 out of 5
Average from 27 Customer Reviews
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X Rated Fortune Cookies Information

Quick Overview:
  • 6 cookies per pack
  • X-rated fortunes included
  • Oriental packaging
  • 170g
  • May contain nuts
  • Box Approx H/9cm W/10CM

There will be nothing but good fortune granted on your hen night once these hilarious rude fortune cookies have been handed out to all the girls in the group. Perfect for rounding off the hen night meal and preparing everyone for their soon to be x-rated good fortune!

With 6 cookies per pack, everyone can get stuck in to reveal what's in store. With raunchy sayings ranging from 'cum tu soon' to 'cream of sum yong guy', these will have everyone in fits of laughter. A delicious naughty nibble for any hen party which is a fantastic gift for the bride to be.

Delivery Information

Service Delivery Timescale Price
2nd Class 3-5 Working Days £1.99 or FREE on orders over £40.
1st Class 1-3 Working Days £2.99
Next Day Delivery 1 Working Day £5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
Saturday Delivery £9.99. This will require a signature.
Overseas Please allow 10 working days Depends on destination and service.

Please note:

  • Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.

Returns Information

We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

Return Address

Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

Customer Reviews for X Rated Fortune Cookies

Average Rating from 27 reviews

“Need more sayings in them but great idea!”

“Great fun after a meal ”

“Haven't used these yet but again this is for a bit of fun on our ladies night out.”

“These were hilarious. ”

“I put these in the party bags and all the girls loved the excitement of cracking them open and eating them but the fortunes were naff, nowhere near funny or rude enough! ”

“Great laugh!”

“Very different, not seen before, great laughts.”

“Girls loved these as never seen them before...also good as plate decorations..”

“Excellent - nobody at the party had seen these before.”

“Very tame....I wouldn’t described them as x rated.”

“Brilliant quotes inside!”

“Very good”


“Not as x rated as I thought. The box was more x rated than the cookie's”

“These went down really well!”

“Disappointed by how few cookies were in the box”

“not opened them yet as the hen night is a few weks away....but look promising!!!”

“Really good fun, we all enjoyed the novelty factor! ”

“A bit expensive for what they were”

“Not so good...nice novelty but wouldn’t buy again.”

“Excellent - great fun!”

“Different from usual stuff. Could have been a bit raunchier”

“Cool novelty that adds to party vibe.”

“lay them out on the tables where we had fun reading out what each others fortunes were”

“thought there would be a few more perhaps i didn t read the info properly”

“Disappointed with these " x-rated " fortune cookies...... thought they'd be much ruder!”

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