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Naked Male Playing Cards

The full Monty!


50+ in stock | LNOF Ref: #689

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Our customers rated Naked Male Playing Cards as 2 out of 5
Average from 22 Customer Reviews
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Naked Male Playing Cards Information

Quick Overview:
  • 54 sexy male models!
  • Censored for the website only
  • Full frontal shots
  • Playing cards
  • Strictly over 18's only

Please note: We now have a different design of this product, but the idea is the same.

These naughty (very naughty) hen night playing cards are a must have for spicing up any hen party. With 54 completely naked male models to choose from you will have all the girls in complete stitches! They really are very graphic and leave absolutely nothing to the imagination, strictly over 18's only!!!

A full deck of playing cards always come in handy especially for dares and drinking games. Just watch the faces on all the girls once these raunchy naked male cards are pulled out of your hand bag. I don't think much card playing will get done!

A brilliant way to entice everyone's naughty streak before heading out to play with the real thing! Watch out boys, this will be one wound up hen group with extremely high expectations!!!

Delivery Information

Service Delivery Timescale Price
2nd Class 3-5 Working Days £1.99 or FREE on orders over £40.
1st Class 1-3 Working Days £2.99
Next Day Delivery 1 Working Day £5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
Saturday Delivery £9.99. This will require a signature.
Overseas Please allow 10 working days Depends on destination and service.

Please note:

  • Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.

Returns Information

We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

Return Address

Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

Customer Reviews for Naked Male Playing Cards

Average Rating from 22 reviews


“Very funny playing cards”

“These weren't really as good as I was hoping. I have seen previous male cards before and they were really good. I chose the one on your site based on the packaging as it was the same as the one previous. However, the cards were different to what I expected and the men on the cards all appeared to be about 16 - which was a little disturbing for us. Still they entertained us. ”


“More cringey than sexy, so great for sisters 18th x”

“Meant to be men, but most were boys!”

“Some really saucy pics! Lots of fun!”

“The item I purchased is what I was expecting it to be. I will be recommending your website to friends ”

“Brilliant! Lots of fun!”

Arrived in good time and in perfect condition, absolutely brilliant cards, can't wait to use them with the girls, they made me giggle a lot just shuffling through them but playing them with a group of my friends will be great fun, love them!”

“Great fun! We played bingo with these although no one had even noticed the numbers on the cards until it was pointed out to them... they were too busy looking elsewhere and laughing! ”

“You'll be surprised just how many of the girls will inspect each and every photo...haha!”

“A bit retro but still very funny.”

“Brilliant product! Was put to good use!”

“Very suitable for hen night.”

“Great naked male playing cards that will provide many laughs at the hen party! ”

“The Hen loved these, great to see her facial expressions as she looked at each card”

These naked male playing cards were so hilarious and made the hen night! Everybody was laughing so much!!”

“Brilliant! And a few made my eyes water :-)”

“These cards could really do with some up to date pictures. They are a bit 80's porn star. They provided a good laugh though. ”

“Brilliant! Excellent playing cards for a hen party - will def. raise a few eyebrows !”

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