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Clockwork Sperm

It's a wind up

£1.49 £1.99

50+ in stock | LNOF Ref: #13016

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Our customers rated Clockwork Sperm as 2 out of 5
Average from 12 Customer Reviews
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Clockwork Sperm Information

Quick Overview:
  • Energetic Sperm
  • Clockwork item
  • 11cm long
  • 5cm wide

For ages now our racing willies have been a top seller and for that very reason we thought why not add this great wind up sperm to our range? This little guy has a smiley face and can travel at some speed when he gets going.

Definitely one of the more unusual ideas we have found in our time but for some reason we can't quite understand, this item is simply hilarious. Great as a gift or you can get a couple and race them.

Delivery Information

Service Delivery Timescale Price
2nd Class 3-5 Working Days £1.99 or FREE on orders over £40.
1st Class 1-3 Working Days £2.99
Next Day Delivery 1 Working Day £5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
Saturday Delivery Saturday Delivery £9.99. This will require a signature.
Overseas Please allow 10 working days Depends on destination and service.

Please note:

  • Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.

Returns Information

We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

Return Address

Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

Customer Reviews for Clockwork Sperm

Average Rating from 12 reviews

“not used but look like a fun game”

“These are absolutely brilliant and look forward to using them in a sperm race for hen party.”


“Fantastic little racing game x”


“Really funny ”

Really amusing to watch and great fun to play with - wish I'd bought more so we could have a bug race!”

“I used this as a hen party game prize. Worth it's price but more of a novelty gift. ”

“Made us laugh.”

“Fantastic. Wanted to keep if for myself. ”

“Amazing, there was a fight on who was going to keep them”

We played sperm racing with a couple of these energetic sperms with prizes for the winners!! Excellent for the hen night, people still talking about them now!!”

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