• Hilarious Opportunity to Grow Your Own Willy

Grow Your Own Willy

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33 in stock | LNOF Ref: #1067

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Our customers rated Grow Your Own Willy as 2 out of 5
Average from 5 Customer Reviews
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Grow Your Own Willy Information

Quick Overview:
  • Great growing willy
  • Hilarious hen weekend fun
  • Just add water

This hilarious grow your own willy is an excellent choice of item to take on any hen weekend, simply place the item in a glass of water and over the course of the weekend it will grow to anywhere up to six times its original size leading to fits of laughter throughout the group. OK so it’s never going to rival our six foot inflatable willy for size but its funny all the same.

The great thing about this item is that you can just sit it on a table or windowsill in your hotel or apartment and watch it steadily gain size over the course of a few days. Growing to anywhere up to six times its original size is quite a feat and one you don’t want to miss.

This brilliant grow your own willy is something that can make the hen weekend a memorable one, it's one of those small things that could become the sort of big thing people will talk about for years to come.

Delivery Information

Service Delivery Timescale Price
2nd Class 3-5 Working Days £1.99 or FREE on orders over £40.
1st Class 1-3 Working Days £2.99
Next Day Delivery 1 Working Day £5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
Saturday Delivery £9.99. This will require a signature.
Overseas Please allow 10 working days Depends on destination and service.

Please note:

  • Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.

Returns Information

We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

Return Address

Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

Customer Reviews for Grow Your Own Willy

Average Rating from 5 reviews

“Never goes soft and grows fairly big.”

“Great idea for a hen party game gift. ”

“Great product.”

“Didn't get to see this in it's full-size glory, but exciting none the less.”

“We put in water but hardly grew - disappointing.”

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