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The Penis Meter

The girth gauge

£2.99

30 in stock | LNOF Ref: #25706

  • Same Day Dispatch on orders by 4pm
  • Free P&P on orders over £40
  • Largest Range in the UK
  • Next Day Delivery options available
  • No Quibble Returns
  • Price Match Promise

The Penis Meter Information

Quick Overview:
  • Assorted red and black measurers
  • Five different sizes
  • 23cm long and 12cm wide
  • Made from plastic

When we first launched our willy ruler it was an instant hit and we have added a few more to the range since then but they all focus strictly on length when really that's not all that counts. This girth measuring penis meter is the answer to the problem.

With five sizes available, ranging from "waste of time" all the way up to "sex god" there is a rating for every guy. These come in two assorted colours, red and black and are made from quality plastic.

Delivery Information

Service Delivery Timescale Price
2nd Class 3-5 Working Days £1.99 or FREE on orders over £40.
1st Class 1-3 Working Days £2.99
Next Day Delivery 1 Working Day £5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
Saturday Delivery £9.99. This will require a signature.
Overseas Please allow 10 working days Depends on destination and service.

Please note:

  • Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.

Returns Information

We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

Return Address

Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

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