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  • Willy Measuring Stick

Willy Measuring Stick

When size matters!

£1.99

50+ in stock | LNOF Ref: #731

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Our customers rated Willy Measuring Stick as 2 out of 5
Average from 7 Customer Reviews
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Willy Measuring Stick Information

Quick Overview:
  • Cheeky penis face design
  • Pretty pink
  • Hilarious measuring guide
  • One size fits all...hopefully!
  • 24cm x 7cm

Uncover the men from the boys on your hen night by using this hilarious willy measuring tape. A fantastic way to discover who is all talk and who is true to their word! You will be surprised at the results, without even having to perform one single measure, as only the brave will stick around!

With the funny measuring guide ranging from porn star all the way down to teeny weeny, you will have your work cut out with lots of measuring dares to get through. A brilliant confronting hen party device which will cause lots of laughs among the girls.

The cheeky chappy face is friendly enough not to scare too many unsuspecting men away but just wait until they realise what's in store, absolutely hilarious! A great way to get your own back on all the boys for a change.

Delivery Information

Service Delivery Timescale Price
2nd Class 3-5 Working Days £1.99 or FREE on orders over £40.
1st Class 1-3 Working Days £2.99
Next Day Delivery 1 Working Day £5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
Saturday Delivery £9.99. This will require a signature.
Overseas Please allow 10 working days Depends on destination and service.

Please note:

  • Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.

Returns Information

We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

Return Address

Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

Customer Reviews for Willy Measuring Stick

Average Rating from 7 reviews

“A giggle with the hens! Good keep sake for bride to be.”


“This was very good!! Wasn’t used for its obvious purpose but got some giggles when out on the town!”


“All about the giggles! ”


“Fab”


“Ok for a novelty item. It was a good 'dare 'item.”


“excellent value for money...made plenty people laugh!!”


“Really impressed and pleased with product”


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