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Hey, now – come on. This is your hen weekend and you ruddy shall not be expected to walk anywhere. For shame. What you need is a carry me chicken.
He’s strong, mighty and noble. In fact, he’d make the perfect husband – ditch your fiancé and get with him. He’ll be there for you when times are hard and, when you’re struggling to walk after too many tequilas (we’ve all been there, lass), he’ll lift you up onto his broad shoulders and carry you out of the venue like a true gent. Seriously, he’s your man.
N.B He’s not actually a real chicken – it’s just a costume. You will still have to walk.
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Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH
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What a Carry on