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Carry Me Horse

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£44.99 £49.99

3 in stock | LNOF Ref: #36252

  • Same Day Dispatch on orders by 4pm
  • Free P&P on orders over £40
  • Largest Range in the UK
  • Next Day Delivery options available
  • No Quibble Returns
  • Price Match Promise

Carry Me Horse Information

Quick Overview:
  • Adult: One Size (Fits up to 6'2)
  • Includes a plush one piece horse suit with false human legs
  • He’s not real (just, FYI)

Sometimes, walking can be a right old drag. And, on a hen weekend, it’s downright ridiculous to expect you to walk from bar to bar in your new heels.

Fortunately, we care about you, so we’ve put our heads together and created something that we are quite confident is going to sweep the nation (and sweep you off your feet).

Meet Dwayne Montague – your equine life partner. He has the humility of a panther at dusk, the fortitude of a baroque king and the sensual grace of a feline. He’ll be there for you when times are hard, when trouble comes your way - lifting you upon his shoulders and carrying your heart. He’s a real tour de force and you would be a fool, a fool we tell you, to pass up on Dwayne.

Delivery Information

Service Delivery Timescale Price
2nd Class 3-5 Working Days £1.99 or FREE on orders over £40.
1st Class 1-3 Working Days £2.99
Next Day Delivery 1 Working Day £5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
Saturday Delivery £9.99. This will require a signature.
Overseas Please allow 10 working days Depends on destination and service.

Please note:

  • Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.

Returns Information

We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

Return Address

Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

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