- How to screw your man pocketbook
- Tips on how to screw him
- Ten pages of tips
Congrats, you’re getting married. We assume you’re now going to receive an onslaught of gifts from friends, well-wishers and general strangers in the coming weeks (otherwise, why would you get married? Exactly) – so, naturally, expect offensive, yet someone practical, gifts such as this one.
How to screw your man is, errr, not what you think (get your mind out of the gutter, girls). It’s essential tips on how to take your man for all he has got, glad we’ve cleared that up. Let’s be honest, there’s nothing quite like a little bedtime reading on how to screw a man to make a girl feel like a million dollars.
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