- W32cm x H23cm
- A bag - ideal for putting belongings in
- Beautiful authentic silk
- (Sorry, that one was a lie)
You might associate Ascot with giant hats, and that’s all well and good, but they’re not ideal storage devices – and that’s a fact.
You remember what happened last time you tried to store your purse, keys, phone, favourite MAC lipstick, emergency tampons, hairbrush, rubber jonnies, Glock 27 .40 calibre pistol, Pina Colada flavoured lube, Filofax (both business and social diaries), fake beard and packet of Tic Tacs all underneath your hat – it was f*cking carnage.
Use a bag next time, woman, for goodness sake. You looked like a right numpty on the dance floor last time when you had your house keys and work appointments running down your face.
||3-5 Working Days
||£1.99 or FREE on orders over £40.
||1-3 Working Days
|Next Day Delivery
||1 Working Day
||£5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
||£9.99. This will require a signature.
||Please allow 10 working days
||Depends on destination and service.
- Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
- Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
- We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.
We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.
If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.
Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH