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Kiss The Midget

£6.99 £9.99

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Kiss The Midget Information

Quick Overview:
  • Penis shaped lipstick
  • Blindfold
  • Kiss the Midget Poster
  • W54cm x H100cm

Okay, so the bride-to-be said “Absolutely no strippers blah blah blah” (boring), but how about this for an alternative?This handsome little man is ideal, no mess, no fuss, no fees and he packs away in to your handbag for convenience. Think Pin the Tail on the Donkey but with more penises. Pucker up and apply the willy shaped lipstick then slip on the mask, take a spin and attempt to kiss the midget. First person to plant a smacker on his little pecker wins, the prize is up to you. Maybe a stripper.

Delivery Information

Service Delivery Timescale Price
2nd Class 3-5 Working Days £1.99 or FREE on orders over £40.
1st Class 1-3 Working Days £2.99
Next Day Delivery 1 Working Day £5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
Saturday Delivery Saturday Delivery £9.99. This will require a signature.
Overseas Please allow 10 working days Depends on destination and service.

Please note:

  • Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.

Returns Information

We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

Return Address

Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

Customer Reviews for Kiss The Midget

Average Rating from 1 reviews

“Brilliant ”

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