- Neon orange braces
- 1.5" Wide Straps
- Strong Metal Waistband Clips
- One size
We think it’s a sorry state of affairs that the hipsters have ruined braces for the rest of us. Rather than simply being a handy and stylish way to suspend one’s trousers at the correct height, they are now a sign that the wearer is about to tell you all about
the new-wave slam-poetry reading that they are holding at the pop-up bakery/penny-farthing shop around the corner.
Well we say it’s time to make a stand.
Out hipster the hipsters by ironically wearing their favourite ironic item of clothing. You’re not a hipster, you’re taking the mickey out of the hipsters
that are taking the mickey out of the fat blokes and farmers that originally wore braces. And what’s more, yours are brighter. The circle
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Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH