- travel-size inflatable willy
- aesthetically pleasing
- 35cm long
Here at LNOF – size matters. But bigger is not always better. We offer a 6ft inflatable penis and a 3ft inflatable penis, but sometimes a massive cock is a proper inconvenience on a night out and it gets tiresome being refused entry to a discotheque because you’ve brought a freakin’ massive penis with you.
Step in the travel-size inflatable phallus. Is it 35cm in length? Yes it is. Is it discreet? A bit. Is it convenient? We’ll say. Slip it effortlessly into your handbag or just pop it under your arm for all to see. It’s also lightweight, making it perfect for smashing your friends around the face with.
But it doesn’t stop there – its marvellous weighted testicles means that it stands proudly upon a surface, making it the ideal centre piece for your next dinner party.
||3-5 Working Days
||£1.99 or FREE on orders over £40.
||1-3 Working Days
|Next Day Delivery
||1 Working Day
||£5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
||£9.99. This will require a signature.
||Please allow 10 working days
||Depends on destination and service.
- Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
- Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
- We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.
We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.
If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.
Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH