- Tiny crackers
- They're cute 'cause they're small
- Jokes and quiz questions inside
Why, oh why, should crackers be confined to the festive season? They make a loud noise, we all gasp with faux-surprise, laugh at terrible jokes and then amuse ourselves for 17 seconds with a flimsy padlock, a miniature set of cards or a plastic spinning top – what’s not to love?
However, delightful as they are, demure and sophisticated ladies such as yourselves need something a little less tacky and a little more quaint and charming. You need itty bitty crackers to accompany your cups of tea, which you drink from fine china with your little fingers pointed.
These scummy little crackers sit perfectly on your saucer and, not only that, you won’t find a tiny set of useless screwdrivers inside either, but a petit scroll, with a ‘truth’, a joke and a trivia question. So you can drink tea, eat cake and natter - as ladies were intended to do.
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Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH