- Looks like you've been shot through the skull with a rubber willy
- But you haven't really
- Soft plastic
- Comfy headband
Nothing could be worse that being stabbed through the head – or could it?
This product brings back memories of Halloween parties of days gone by, when we’d wear Frankenstein nuts and bolts through the head. However, we’re all grown up now, so it’s time we take that spooky headpiece and raise you a rubbery phallus.
This product is a real mind f*ck, giving the illusion that you’ve been impaled on a giant penis, when in fact you’re absolutely fine - you’re just having some hen night larks. Live a little, wear a big rubber willy on your bonce. You won’t regret it.
||3-5 Working Days
||£1.99 or FREE on orders over £40.
||1-3 Working Days
|Next Day Delivery
||1 Working Day
||£5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
||£9.99. This will require a signature.
||Please allow 10 working days
||Depends on destination and service.
- Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
- Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
- We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.
We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.
If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.
Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH