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On a Big Night Out: Expectation vs. Reality

In our heads, we’re the fiercest honeys in the club. Sadly, the moment the Facebook tagging begins the next day, we’re brought sharply back down to earth. Well, beer goggles or not, we love nothing better than indulging our passion for tequila, hugging strangers and delivering a stirring rendition of ‘Since U Been Gone’ on karaoke at approximately a million decibels.

Tag all photos you like, haters gonna hate.

Walking into the club

Expectation

Beyonce power strut

via eonline

Reality

Guys looking fierce

via imgur

The club literally can’t even handle you right now.

Shots

Expectation

Cool shots compilation

via Buzzfeed

Reality

Will Smith drinking a disgusting shot

via tumblr

Seriously, who even likes Sambuca anyway?

Pulling out your killer dance moves

Expectation

Yanis Marshall dancing in heels

via The Daily Grind

Reality

Two girls drunk dancing in a club

via imgur

Vodka is telling you that you can dance, vodka is a filthy liar.

Sneakily pouring yourself more wine

Expectation

Game of Thrones Cersei pouring more wine

via mtv

Reality

Vintage pouring champagne

via Buzzfeed

Perhaps that wasn’t as subtle as you could’ve hoped.

The DMC (Deep and Meaningful Conversation)

Expectation

You Is Kind from The Help movie

via Buzzfeed

Reality

Star Trek I may throw up on you

via tumblr

It is well documented that the best time to solve all of your problems is after six Slippery Nipples and a Cheeky Vimto.

‘Haha, are you really drunk?’

Expectation

Daenerys Targaryen sass

via Buzzfeed

Reality

drunk woman falling over

via Buzzfeed

'No, I totally meant to fall down that flight of stairs. It's quicker.'

Drunk texting

Expectation

Selena Gomez texting an smiling

via Buzzfeed

Reality

Honey Boo Boo drunk text

via Buzzfeed

We’re sure your ex really appreciated being told that he’s ‘gt ey4es like starrrz’ at 2am.

Drunk food

Expectation

Model eating pizza

via tumblr

Reality

Kate Hudson eating

via Buzzfeed

Because nothing says sex appeal quite like hoovering up a large kebab and smearing garlic sauce through your hair.

Getting home

Expectation

Home alone limo pizza

via theurbanlist

Reality

Deer smashing onto bus

via imgur

That bus driver is really enjoying your outrageous amounts of banter.

The next morning

Expectation

Willy Wonka good morning sunshine

via tumblr

Reality

Parks and Recreation I'm dying

via xclusivetouch

Never again, right? Well, apart from next week. And then there's your friend's cousin's birthday coming up. Plus there are those work drinks on Thursday. Oh, and there's a two-for-one on wine at the Co-op at the moment...

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An aspiring poet who has fallen in with the wrong crowd. Has a penchant for facial hair and Big Band Hip Hop.

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