Ignore the snooze button. Always.
You don’t need that snooze button in your life – it will bring you no good.
Demolish a fry-up.
The answer to all of your problems? A Full English. If you have time before work, whip out that bacon and get cooking. If not, we suppose you could always settle for a Belvita biscuit.
Suit up and look sharp.
Everyone will take you seriously in a suit. Even if you’re struggling to stand up and have a distinct aura of Rum about you, just whack on a shirt and tie and watch the ladies flock.
Do NOT use public transport.
The stress of navigating the 94 bus to work is enough to reduce a grown man to tears. Treat yourself to a taxi and thank us later (don’t send the bill, though).
Avoid all humans.
In your state, Sir – you want to listen to us with this tip. No good can come from sharing what happened to you over the weekend (no strip club talk at work, fellas), especially to your boss.
Have a bash at an adrenaline-fuelled activity
You know that old saying, get back on the horse and go hurtling around a paintball course splattering your mates with paint pellets? There’s nothing like a good dose of fresh air to soothe a hangover (perhaps wait until the work day is over, however).
Or, go for a nap in the stationary cupboard.
There’s a time and a place for a nap at work, and that time is now. Fill your boots, son.
Take in a hip flask
Hair of the dog never hurt anyone, right? Unless you still think it's the stag do and you wake up at 4am in a neon green Morphsuit, handcuffed to an inflatable sheep whilst using a Doner kebab as a pillow.
And spend the rest of the night in the pub.
Sort yourself out with a nice cold pint (and maybe even chuck in a packet of Pork Scratchings if you are feeling flash). Just four more days ‘til the weekend, lads.