What sort of shirt would fit over a pink gorilla?
Are you referring to Alison?
I’m just going to do a cheeky bit of sumo wrestling
I don't know how to approach cow milking
Hey guys, you know that blow-up doll that looks like Terry Wogan? I’ve just dressed him in gimp suit. You know, for Christmas.
I'm choking on a sweet cock
How long does the lesbian show last for?
I don't know, but it's not as long as the vibrator show
Have you just done the sexy oil wrestling?
Is that a space hopper?
No - it's a tandem space hopper!
I can't get that virgin's blood off my hands. I've got an important meeting in an hour, I can't shake hands like this
Are we hyphenating nip-slip?