Stag Night Pranks, Dares And Joke Ideas
The bit you've been rubbing your hands in anticipation over!
To make sure that you're feeling suitably childish, why not peruse our glorious range of stag night novelties, which include rubber chickens, ball and chains and inflatable sheep... Yes, that's right, nothing is too tacky or naff for this section!
The problem with stag night pranks and dares are that they are all becoming a little too predictable, "Hey, why not strip John stark-bollock naked and handcuff him to a lamppost?" - Very funny, but it's been done thousands of times before.
What you need is an event that everyone will remember and that will massively inconvenience the groom. In short, you want a scenario that is both funny and original.. though that's easier said than done.
Hopefully, in reading this page you may be inspired to start up a conversation with someone who gives you that perfect wind-up. In the same way that new jokes keep emerging every week across office and factory floors, so new stitch-ups occasionally come creeping quietly into use, centering on a handful of various victims before disappearing into the stratosphere forever. Grabbing a good one is dynamite.
"Listen to this one, Dave. It's pure gold.."
But then, every now and again, when you're talking to that character in the local, or to your neighbour over the garden wall, or to someone at a bus stop, you'll hear this absolute gem of a set-up that you know deep down in your bones is EXACTLY the right one for the occasion... and these are the ones that we want you to tell us about, though in the meantime we hope that the examples below may just plug a few holes for some of you!
If you have any pranks you'd like to share, then please let us know and we'll feature you on the site.
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The Pranks
Now, finally the good bit... the pranks themselves!
"Call yourself a tranny? You haven't even waxed!"
Having got the groom absolutely legless, take him back to his room and put the unconscious lump to bed. Then proceed to completely empty the room of all his personal possessions, leaving only his travel documents (optional) and a previously bought dress with matching shoes.
How, make yourselves scarce and leave him to find his way home... wearing nothing but the sexy black mini skirt that you picked out for him 3 weeks ago! Remember to pick a dress that will match his eyes, otherwise it could be a bit embarrassing couldn't it? Oh yes, he's going to hate the lot of you for this one!!!
Backdraft
Before jetting out to your chosen city, distract the groom sufficiently for some one to tamper with his suitcase.
Once in the suitcase, replace all the groom's trousers with one solitary pair that have had both cheeks cut out! For underwear, leave nothing but a pair of frilly knickers/G-string/you get the idea. Remember to keep your suitcase well hidden upon arrival, because as soon as he finds out what's happened he'll be pulling on your 501s as quick as he can. Again, if you can set this up before all departing the hotel (and he's the last one to leave, so has no choice) then it's a sure thing to drop him right in it!
Adam and Steve
If the groom is not of a particularly aggressive nature (i.e. is not going to stick your head up your own arse for doing it), arrange for him to have a final bit of action in the form of a stripper. Watch as he laps up the attention the woman is paying him. Watch his face as she slowly rubs oil into his chest. Watch his excitement grow as she handcuffs him to the chair. Watch him go absolutely mental when he finds out the stripper is actually a bloke!
This one is for highly recommended for the twisted of mind, though it takes a good act to carry off the gender swap (unless he's had 12 pints, in which case John Prescott would probably be able to fool him!)
It's a Jungle in There
Leave the Groom bemused that nothing actually happened during the Bachelor Party, only to find that, upon his arrival back home, his living room lights are all on... Lights that are fuelling the growth of one-inch-high Cress, planted only two days previously in a sodden area of carpet by you, his loving mates! For that personal touch, distribute the seeds in such a way that a message is written in the emerging flora.
CAUTION: Do not undertake this gag if he shares the house in question with his loved one. Unless you're tired of having testicles anyway, that is.
Nana Kournikova says "Grazias"
Once the man of the hour is snoring soundly and half-comatosed in his Spanish pit, write a few large words of thanks (with a black marker pen) from a fictitious lover in honour of a session of late-night Olympics the previous evening. Say how "magnificent" this "wild stallion" has been and sign it with the name of the oldest maid in the hotel. The note should be written large enough on his back for all to see, so that when you go in to his room and drag him off to the communal breakfast area without giving him time to pull a top on, his fake fan letter is there for all other guests - and staff - to snigger at.. literally, behind his back!
This depends on being somewhere hot, on having an unconscious stag (that bit's safe enough) and on having the nouse to get him outside in the morning before he sees the offending autograph! A family hotel with a sense of humour is perfect.
Now, with those mischevious cogs about to kick into overdrive, why not have another look at our uniquely wonderful range of stag night novelties,including rubber chickens, ball and chains and inflatable sheep.. to name but the classiest 3!
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