When Stag Nights Go Wrong!
A collection of true stag night stories and pranks gone wrong. We hope you enjoy them as much as we did..
Burnt Offerings
A bridegroom and his best man are recovering from severe sunburn after being dumped naked on the roadside in scorching temperatures. The poor south Wales pair were left handcuffed on the verge of the A363 after a stag night in Bournemouth. They had been drenched in eggs, flour and tomato sauce - and, as the June temperatures reached 80F (28°C), their skins turned as red as the proverbial blushing bride.
Bull Tosses Accountant
A shame-faced British accountant told last night how a moment of madness during a stag weekend almost cost him his life. David Biggins, of Worthing, speaking from his hospital bed, said he was tossed into the air and gored in the buttocks while taking part in the annual bull-running festival in Pamplona, Spain. Onlookers watched in horror as he was caught by the lead bull's horns after joining hundreds of revellers along the dangerous 800-yard run through the town's narrow streets chased by 6 raging bulls.
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Guest Gives Groom Punch For Present
A drunken guest at a wedding in Japan who kissed the bride and punched the groom has been slapped with a $30,500 fine by a Tokyo court. "His act left a permanent scar on the couple who should otherwise have been blessed", said Judge Adachi.
No, we Don't Do Sale And Return
Sex Shop staff who thought they'd seen it all were shocked when a Norwegian man pulled his trousers down in front of them and asked their advice. The man, from Haugesund, had picked out 2 kinds of condoms and, as he stood by the counter wondering which would fit him best, had decided to try them on! But staff said that, despite the initial shock, the man was "so polite" that they decided against reporting him for indecent exposure!. Police spokesman Trond Friberg told Haugesunds Avis: "Maybe it was a bet or a stag night stunt. Anyway it was not pleasant for those experiencing it." No doubt that the man in question felt a complete dick..
Where Did The Others Go, Snow?
Amused onlookers got an unforgettable image to go with their breakfast in an Amsterdam cafe when a Welsh stag night reveller came in and ordered two breakfasts. Nothing amusing about that, you might think - but the man was dressed in a Snow White outfit and the other breakfast was for his companion, a male dwarf! Clearly the worse for wear from the night before, both diners sat eating in silence, oblivious to the smiles and titters of those around them. Cafe owner Martin Vaandelis joked: "I had 6 other breakfasts warmed up just in case, but the rest of the guys never showed.."
Of course, we are always on the look-out for new tales of stag-related fun, so feel free to contact us if you spot one that would fit this page...
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