• Man dressed in Medieval Knight Costume With Comedy Willy Feature

A Knight To Remember

A horse, a horse.....I'm hung like a horse

£22.99 £27.99

4 in stock | LNOF Ref: #26710

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A Knight To Remember Information

Quick Overview:
  • Knight costume with special feature
  • Tunic
  • Trousers with willy
  • Hood
  • Belt

Blimey, old chap, you’re making us feel quite inadequate here.

If you’re wanting to impress a damsel in distress, then there is no better way than to be the knight in shining armour. Or is there? What about a knight in shining armour with a massive, uncontrollable beast of a lance?

This costume comprises of a silver and red tunic, silver hood, black trousers, a belt and a foam penis. You can hide the willy for as long as you want to before whipping it out to everyone's surprise. To be honest, this costume looks incredible even without the massive feature that lurks beneath the tunic. The impressive manhood is just a bonus.

Delivery Information

Service Delivery Timescale Price
2nd Class 3-5 Working Days £1.99 or FREE on orders over £40.
1st Class 1-3 Working Days £2.99
Next Day Delivery 1 Working Day £5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
Saturday Delivery Saturday Delivery £9.99. This will require a signature.
Overseas Please allow 10 working days Depends on destination and service.

Please note:

  • Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.

Returns Information

We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

Return Address

Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

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