- Hilarious pink vagina costume
- Immensely embarrassing
- Made from quality felt material
Picture the scene:
It’s your mate’s stag do. He’s you best friend, perhaps even your brother, and you’ve known each other since you were both in shorts, searching for grasshoppers in some endless field of your childhood and catching sticklebacks in the stream. He’s a bit of a dick, but by god you love that guy. And this is his stag do, he’s getting married! When did you all get so grown up, eh? Where did all the time go?
What better way to mark such an overwhelmingly important juncture in both your lives, than by dressing him up as a giant fanny? No really, just think about it. A. Giant. Vagina. In a bar, drinking pints. That will never not be funny. On the night, telling everyone about it on the wedding day, looking at the pictures years later and trying to explain it away to your kids. Brilliant.
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Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH
“All i can say is quality!!! I kept the outfit as a surprise for the stag and lads. On the final night of the holiday the costume came out, the reaction from the lads was amazing and anybody else who saw us. brilliant!!!”
“Great quality. Hilarious.”
“"What's he meant to be? A hot dog?" Was the general feedback received by others.
I'd love to know why the pink sections of the costume were brown. I'd have difficulty justifying paying £15 for such a shabby product, at £39 I feel as if I've been ripped off.”
“Absolute crack up, everyone loved it. Lasted a day of white water rafting, go karting and a big night on the piss!
“Absolutely genius and its going to be a right laugh to wear!”
“Great product. Our mate looked a right fanny which is exactly what we were hoping for!”
“Best costume ever, caused the stag to have red cheeks all night but he enjoyed the attention.”
“I did love the idea of the costume but the materials seemed quite thin and cheap.”
“Love it, just what I wanted.”
“Perfect for the do, although lots of people thought it was a piece of fruit! Is forty quid for a giant fanny outfit a bit steep? Meh, probably, but it did the job.”
“Was a really good costume.”