• Grow Your Very Own Perfect Mother In Law

Grow a New Mother in Law

Another mother of your lover


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Grow a New Mother in Law Information

Quick Overview:
  • Expanding Mother in Law
  • Grows when placed in water
  • Expands to up to 600% original size

Have you ever wanted to submerge your Mother in Law in water for an entire four days just to see what happens? Well now you can, but we know what happens, this grow your own Mother in Law expands up to 600% of its original size, that's what happens.

This is a great gift for the groom, particularly if him and his fiancés parents haven't always seen eye to eye. It doesn't nag, in fact it doesn't do anything except grow when placed in water, but at this price, it's worth the laugh.

Delivery Information

Service Delivery Timescale Price
2nd Class 3-5 Working Days £1.99 or FREE on orders over £40.
1st Class 1-3 Working Days £2.99
Next Day Delivery 1 Working Day £5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
Saturday Delivery £9.99. This will require a signature.
Overseas Please allow 10 working days Depends on destination and service.

Please note:

  • Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.

Returns Information

We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

Return Address

Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

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