- Flourishing brown moustache
- Faux-leather wallet
- Licensed product
- Smells like rich mahogany
- And leather-bound books
You’re a classy man, we know that. But how is a lady woman going to know that you possess such a gentlemanly charm? She’ll know nothing if your face as a smooth as a Ken doll’s nether-regions.
Because you know where a real gentleman keeps his classiness? In his flourishing moustache, of course. It’s filled with a deep sense ofsensual masculinity that says: ‘Hey – I’m strong, yet sensitive. I smell a little bit like sandalwood with the smoky undertone of a crisp autumn morning – refreshing yet reassuring. My strong arms could kill a man – but I would be much more comfortable holding a new-born in a wild flower meadow. Because I’m a real man.’
Then you’ll need to buy the beautiful she-lady a drink, so you can whip out your fine mahogany leather wallet filled with fifties (or this brown plastic one with an Anchorman quote on it) and get her a scotch to seal the deal.
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- We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.
We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.
If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.
Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH