- Sexy stripey one-piece
- Tash, hat and beach ball not included
- Two colours to choose from
- One size fits most
This get-up is worn by distinguished chaps in the likes of Cannes, Nice, the Costa del Sol and Venice – but in the past. No one wears sh*t like this these days.
However, you can bring this suave hunk into the present day, by sporting him on the sandy shores of Scarborough, Blackpool Pleasure Beach and Skegness.
It is imperative that you also don a straw hat and carry a terribly important-looking newspaper and comment on beautiful ladies’ pert behinds - whilst quaffing a brandy and smoking a cigar - by saying things like: ‘Golly, she’s a pretty little thing. I’d like to kick back with her for some horizontal refreshment and frolic in her cornfield, if you know what I’m saying.’
We all know what you’re saying. We all know.
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- We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.
We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.
If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.
Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH