- 128 pages
- Pocket Sized
- Approx Size H/15cm W/11cm
Nothing screams sex appeal like carrying around a little book of chat up lines, so look out, because this little beauty will have ladies flinging themselves at you from all directions. With gems like ‘I’ve just received government funding for a 4 hour expedition to find your G-spot’, you’ll never go home alone again.
Sorry, did we say never? We meant always. Under no circumstances are you to use any of these on real people that you have a genuine desire to sleep with. Unless you fancy explaining to an angry looking bouncer exactly what you meant by ‘Hi, I’m the postman and you can rely on me to deliver a large package’.
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