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Carry Me Teddy

Bare Jokes

£44.99 £49.99

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  • Same Day Dispatch on orders by 4pm
  • Free P&P on orders over £40
  • Largest Range in the UK
  • Next Day Delivery options available
  • No Quibble Returns
  • Price Match Promise

Carry Me Teddy Information

Quick Overview:
  • One size fits most
  • Will effortlessly lighten your load
  • Guaranteed to get you noticed

Once upon a time there were three bears. The first bear claimed benefits from a bed that was too big, the second bear just ate porridge all day, but the third bear had a sterling work ethic – and we saw an opportunity. This is the story of the third bear.

The third bear went out into the big, wide world, and got a job – but the recession ended that. And, as all hope was lost, he stumbled across Last Night of Freedom – and a star was born. This dynamite little guy has the strongest shoulders you ever did see, ready to lighten the load on your stag do and provide bare jokes.

Delivery Information

Service Delivery Timescale Price
2nd Class 3-5 Working Days £1.99 or FREE on orders over £40.
1st Class 1-3 Working Days £2.99
Next Day Delivery 1 Working Day £5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
Saturday Delivery Saturday Delivery £9.99. This will require a signature.
Overseas Please allow 10 working days Depends on destination and service.

Please note:

  • Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.

Returns Information

We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

Return Address

Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

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