• Cow costume modeled by male model

Cow Costume

Don't milk it


4 in stock | LNOF Ref: #36052

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  • Same Day Dispatch on orders by 4pm
  • Free P&P on orders over £40
  • Largest Range in the UK
  • Next Day Delivery options available
  • No Quibble Returns
  • Price Match Promise

Cow Costume Information

Quick Overview:
  • Available in a range of sizes
  • Zipped onesie style costume
  • Cow’s head on hood
  • Farmyard frolics guaranteed

You, Sir, were born to be a cow. You’re thankful for what you have - you cow-nt your blessings every day (sorry, had to) and if someone irritates you, you just turn the udder cheek and moo-ve on (last one, promise). Make sure that your stag do get up reflects this in the best way possible – by hitting the clubs in style, dressing in a huge cow onesie.

This epic onesie is available in a range of styles, made from top quality material. And, as you can tell from the face on the hood – it’s seriously realistic. There’s no better way to dress up a group than in a range of farmyard costumes.

Size Guide

UK SizeBustWaist SizeInside Leg
Medium38"-40" / 97cm-102cm32"-34" / 81cm-86cm32" / 83cm
Large42"-44" / 107cm-112cm36"-38" / 91-97cm33" / 84cm

Delivery Information

Service Delivery Timescale Price
2nd Class 3-5 Working Days £1.99 or FREE on orders over £40.
1st Class 1-3 Working Days £2.99
Next Day Delivery 1 Working Day £5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
Saturday Delivery £9.99. This will require a signature.
Overseas Please allow 10 working days Depends on destination and service.

Please note:

  • Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.

Returns Information

We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

Return Address

Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

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