- Inflates in one breath
- Measures 28cm x 12cm
- Two elastic loops for ease and comfort
- Adds instant authority to your stature
A good beard can add gravitas to any situation: weddings, funerals, anything really. But you’re a busy man, time is money and you really don’t have the time to be arsing around with the tedious business of growing one yourself. Enter the magnificent and convenient inflatable beard. This beard can be inflated and applied to the face at a moment’s notice for added sobriety and gravity.
Perhaps that job interview is not quite going as well as you’d hoped, just slip on the inflatable beard and your interviewer will be forced to take you more seriously. Maybe you don’t quite have the undivided attention of the room during your best man speech, just stick on the inflatable beard. Eulogy not solemn and hard-hitting enough? Inflatable beard. It says on the box that this item is ‘Not a Toy’ and it couldn’t be more correct, this is a serious business.
||3-5 Working Days
||£1.99 or FREE on orders over £40.
||1-3 Working Days
|Next Day Delivery
||1 Working Day
||£5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
||£9.99. This will require a signature.
||Please allow 10 working days
||Depends on destination and service.
- Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
- Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
- We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.
We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.
If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.
Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH