- Sultry moustache
- Ravishing blonde locks
- Will transform you into a wise old wizard
- Keith Lemon style
Keith Lemon with his dominant stature, Herculean physique and luscious blonde locks has long been an unattainable role model for young fellows. But now, after years of painstaking research in our lab, we’ve achieved the lifelong goal of all men and we’re going to share it with the world. Hold on to your hats gents - this life changing product will turn you into the ultimate Adonis himself, our Keith.
Sex appeal will radiate from you with this rich, blonde wig and the women of the world will not be able to control themselves around your hunky male presence. And the stache, well, gents, that will add a whole load of wisdom to your visage – you’ll be like a wise old wizard ready to share his secrets with the universe. You're welcome.
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- Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
- Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
- We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.
We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.
If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.
Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH