- Grey/Black Sporran attached
- Elasticated Waist
- Does not include hat or shirt
If there’s one thing that we’re not asked enough, it’s ‘do you have any kegs on under your skirt, mate?’
It makes us feel desired. Everyone deserves to feel desired. Well, chaps, all you need to do is don a kilt – and you will be inundated with questions by curious women, wondering whether you’re going to flash your wang at them.
Quite what the bonus of you being commando is, these days, we’re not sure - but women sure love it. Perhaps the lack of underpants is more time efficient in the throws of passion. And you know what they say – good time-keeping makes for a passionate lover. Or something.
||3-5 Working Days
||£1.99 or FREE on orders over £40.
||1-3 Working Days
|Next Day Delivery
||1 Working Day
||£5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
||£9.99. This will require a signature.
||Please allow 10 working days
||Depends on destination and service.
- Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
- Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
- We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.
We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.
If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.
Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH