- Portly lap dancer costume
- Citrine yellow bikini with tassels
- Effortlessly flattering
- One size fits most
Call us telepathic, but we know what you fellas want. You want to spend your last night of freedom, absorbed within the persona of a rather portly lap dancer (we read your mind, right?). Well, lads, we can help you out there. Our scantily clad sex-bomb is sure to get heads turning and hearts a’racing wherever you may venture.
Complete with highly stylish, tasselled, citrine yellow bikini (tassles are very in-Vogue, don’t you know), this full body suit is guaranteed to flatter any figure.
But it doesn’t stop there. The practicality of this costume is multifold – as it can also craftily double up as a high quality duvet or sleeping bag, should times get hard.
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||£1.99 or FREE on orders over £40.
||1-3 Working Days
|Next Day Delivery
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||£9.99. This will require a signature.
||Please allow 10 working days
||Depends on destination and service.
- Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
- Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
- We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.
We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.
If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.
Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH