- Large black handlebar moustache design
- Elasticated strap
- Felt material
Hey, we get it – you can’t grow a moustache. It’s one of man’s greatest achievements; the ability to sport long, wiry facial hair from one’s upper lip. It’s the sign of a real man, and chicks dig the Tome Selleck, 80s porn star vibe. We totally get your embarrassment, and we’re here to help.
This large, stuffed felt-esque handlebar moustache will put hairs on your chest. It’ll transform you into a real life, grown-up man, with a handy elastic strap to keep it secured to your face. This tash adds gravitas and wisdom to your face in an instant, but watch out for the fairer sex – it has the magic traits of a Lynx advert. You’ll be fending them off with your moustache come 7pm. You’ve been warned.
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||Depends on destination and service.
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- We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.
We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.
If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.
Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH