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Massive Cock T-shirt

£14.99

4 in stock | LNOF Ref: #33389

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Massive Cock T-shirt Information

Quick Overview:
  • 100% cotton
  • Cockerel design on inside
  • Hilarious every time

Finally, after all this time, you have an escape route if your fave chat up line bombs. All those years of getting lasses to ask you about your massive cock and nowhere to go if that didn't fly.

Now, with the help of some cutting edge technology (there’s a picture on the inside), you can make it look like the whole thing was just a charmingly pun-tastic joke by pulling your t shirt over your head and revealing the hilarious punchline (as well as your rippling abs).

“Oh, a COCKEREL!” She will cry in surprise and glee, “I thought you were just a pervert!”

Then you can all have a good chuckle and no one need get arrested.

Delivery Information

Service Delivery Timescale Price
2nd Class 3-5 Working Days £1.99 or FREE on orders over £40.
1st Class 1-3 Working Days £2.99
Next Day Delivery 1 Working Day £5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
Saturday Delivery £9.99. This will require a signature.
Overseas Please allow 10 working days Depends on destination and service.

Please note:

  • Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.

Returns Information

We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

Return Address

Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

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