• Mr D penis hat

Mr D

The bells, the bells!


2 in stock | LNOF Ref: #32525

  • Same Day Dispatch on orders by 4pm
  • Free P&P on orders over £40
  • Largest Range in the UK
  • Next Day Delivery options available
  • No Quibble Returns
  • Price Match Promise

Mr D Information

Quick Overview:
  • Penis shaped foam hat
  • See through mesh panel
  • One size

There are no airs and graces with Mr. D – this delightful piece of headwear doesn’t claim to be big or clever. But it does mean that you get to call your mate a dick-head all night and he can’t argue with a basic fact.

Very thoughtfully, there’s a small window at the front so that your pal can see where he’s going. It actually might be quite a handy disguise – no one will know who’s behind Mr. D. We’ll pitch this idea to undercover spies at MI5.

Delivery Information

Service Delivery Timescale Price
2nd Class 3-5 Working Days £1.99 or FREE on orders over £40.
1st Class 1-3 Working Days £2.99
Next Day Delivery 1 Working Day £5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
Saturday Delivery Saturday Delivery £9.99. This will require a signature.
Overseas Please allow 10 working days Depends on destination and service.

Please note:

  • Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.

Returns Information

We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

Return Address

Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

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