• A male model holding a penis accessoruy and wearing a hat

Penis And Hat

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5 in stock | LNOF Ref: #36679

  • Same Day Dispatch on orders by 4pm
  • Free P&P on orders over £40
  • Largest Range in the UK
  • Next Day Delivery options available
  • No Quibble Returns
  • Price Match Promise

Penis And Hat Information

Quick Overview:
  • Soft penis accessory
  • Hat included
  • For suave chaps only

Okay, real talk – there’s nothing more becoming for a man than a penis hat and soft toy. It’s truly the mark of a sophisticated gent, so it would be a crying shame for you to forget your penis and hat on your stag do. In fact, you might as well just turn around and go home, as what’s the point in celebrating without a hat that resembles the head of a willy? Exactly.

This uber-flattering penis and hat combo are hot off the runways from Paris – so, not only will you look like a sophisticated chap, but you’ll be a ruddy stylish one too. And that, our friend, is the mark of a top last night of freedom.

Delivery Information

Service Delivery Timescale Price
2nd Class 3-5 Working Days £1.99 or FREE on orders over £40.
1st Class 1-3 Working Days £2.99
Next Day Delivery 1 Working Day £5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
Saturday Delivery £9.99. This will require a signature.
Overseas Please allow 10 working days Depends on destination and service.

Please note:

  • Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.

Returns Information

We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

Return Address

Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

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