• The male model wearing the red sidekini and balancing a beach ball with one finger

Asymmetric Thong

Always look on the bright side

£6.99 £9.99

50+ in stock | LNOF Ref: #34649

  • Same Day Dispatch on orders by 4pm
  • Free P&P on orders over £40
  • Largest Range in the UK
  • Next Day Delivery options available
  • No Quibble Returns
  • Price Match Promise

Asymmetric Thong Information

Quick Overview:
  • Sidekini
  • Does not include a six pack
  • Does include sex appeal

Forget the mankini – that’s just so old hat – and make way for the sidekini. This scrap of material is the crazy, and slightly risqué, younger brother of the mankini (quite literally, crazy). Where once you may have had two straps to keep your, errr, package in place – now, you don’t. Put simply, it’s a pair of thongs that have had one of the legs cut out. Comprendez?

This is corker of a stag do outfit and - we think we all agree on who should be the one to sport this embodiment of masculinity – the Groom-to-Be, of course. He’s going to look a real peach (hey, this is not a bum joke) in this sidekini, guaranteed to score him some points with the locals (he’s going to look a fool and, let’s be honest, it will be amazing).

Delivery Information

Service Delivery Timescale Price
2nd Class 3-5 Working Days £1.99 or FREE on orders over £40.
1st Class 1-3 Working Days £2.99
Next Day Delivery 1 Working Day £5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
Saturday Delivery Saturday Delivery £9.99. This will require a signature.
Overseas Please allow 10 working days Depends on destination and service.

Please note:

  • Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.

Returns Information

We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

Return Address

Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

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