- Pair of superlover underpants
- String attached to tie round waist
- Guaranteed sex appeal
We hear you: you’re a real ladies man, God’s gift to women, a superlover if you will. And, can we be the first to say, those underpants are doing nothing for you, sir. What you need is a new pair – a frighteningly graphic penis and ball shaped pair of underpants, perhaps? We knew you’d agree.
Not only do these rather large balls and penis, errr, show off your raw animalistic magnetism, but they are also fairly practical. Don’t have a pocket? Not to worry, just pop your valuables in the penis (or the wrinkly balls, if you will) and, hey presto – you have both hands for necking pints. Jobs a good’un.
||3-5 Working Days
||£1.99 or FREE on orders over £40.
||1-3 Working Days
|Next Day Delivery
||1 Working Day
||£5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
||£9.99. This will require a signature.
||Please allow 10 working days
||Depends on destination and service.
- Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
- Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
- We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.
We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.
If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.
Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH