- Willy apron
- Plush willy attached
- Sex Machine design
- Apron approx. 66x54cm
- Willy approx. 52cm
- Guaranteed sex appeal
Hey, man – you’re a hot fox, right? A devilishly handsome young chap, a sex machine some might say. So, come on – it’s time to proudly display that title in the form of an apron, with an attached giant shlong. Good, we knew you would agree.
Not only does this apron, you know, really heighten your sex appeal (not that it needs it, of course), but it’s also super practical. How many times have you attempted to cook a fry up and wandered around your gaff in search of an apron with a giant penis? Exactly. No more, sir. Just pop this on and you’re good to go (we mean breakfast, man – calm down!).
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We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.
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Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH