- Willy eye mask
- Elastic string
- Curls attached
- Raw animalistic magnetism
It’s your stag do, so you’ve come to us for the bare necessities. That is a wise choice, sir.
We assume you have the stag do booked, the lads invited and the willy eye masks packed? What, you have forgotten the willy? Well, you might as well cancel the stag now. A stag do ain’t worth its salt without a bunch of blokes sporting eye masks with a, quite surprisingly, detailed penis on the end. And, that’s not forgetting the freakishly curly hairs.
It’s also a truth universally acknowledge (now, listen here, fellas – we’re imparting words of wisdom) that women respond rather well to a man with a penis on his face. Put simply, they’ll be all over you like a rash. Cracking.
Delivery Information
| Service | Delivery Timescale | Price |
|---|
| 2nd Class | 3-5 Working Days | £3.95 or FREE on orders over £50. |
| 1st Class | 1-3 Working Days | £4.95 |
| Next Day Delivery | 1 Working Day | £7.95. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions. |
| Saturday Delivery | Saturday Delivery | £8.99. This will require a signature. |
| Overseas | Please allow 10 working days | Depends on destination and service. |
Returns Information
We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.
If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.
Return Address
Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH