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  • stethoscope with willy feature and willy earplugs

    Willy Stethoscope

    The doctor is in

    £4.99

    2 in stock | LNOF Ref: #33509

    • Want it delivered by Tuesday 28th February? Order within and choose Next Working Day Delivery

    Willy Stethoscope Information

    • Plastic stethoscope
    • Large willy feature
    • Two smaller willy earplugs
    • Doesn't work in the slightest

    ‘Doctor, doctor, that standard regulation stethoscope you’re using feels a bit cold, do you have an alternative piece of equipment you could use instead?’ – ‘Sure do! And it comes complete with three rubber penises – for your pleasure.’ – ‘Cheers, Doctor.’

    If there was one area of novelty merchandise that needed the addition of plastic knobs, then it is surely the medical market – where there’s been a startling lack of plastic willies since The Great Willy-Shaped Thermometer Incident of 2003. Don’t ask. But we lost seven good men that day.

    The beauty is in the detail with this item – not only is the main feature a bell-end, but the earplugs are also delightfully phallic-shaped too. That’s a total of three knobs around your neck, you lucky lass.

    Delivery Information

    Service Delivery Timescale Price
    2nd Class 3-5 Working Days £1.99 or FREE on orders over £40.
    1st Class 1-3 Working Days £2.99
    Next Day Delivery 1 Working Day £5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
    Saturday Delivery Saturday Delivery £9.99. This will require a signature.
    Overseas Please allow 10 working days Depends on destination and service.

    Please note:

    • Dispatch Information
    • Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
    • Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
    • We aim to print personalised items within 24 hours but at busy times it may take up to three working days.
    • We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.

    Returns Information

    We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

    If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

    Return Address

    Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

    Customer Reviews for Willy Stethoscope

    Average Rating from 1 reviews


    “Very funny, the hen is a doctor so she was very pleased with this!”

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