- Plastic stethoscope
- Large willy feature
- Two smaller willy earplugs
- Doesn't work in the slightest
‘Doctor, doctor, that standard regulation stethoscope you’re using feels a bit cold, do you have an alternative piece of equipment you could use instead?’ – ‘Sure do! And it comes complete with three rubber penises – for your pleasure.’ – ‘Cheers, Doctor.’
If there was one area of novelty merchandise that needed the addition of plastic knobs, then it is surely the medical market – where there’s been a startling lack of plastic willies since The Great Willy-Shaped Thermometer Incident of 2003. Don’t ask. But we lost seven good men that day.
The beauty is in the detail with this item – not only is the main feature a bell-end, but the earplugs are also delightfully phallic-shaped too. That’s a total of three knobs around your neck, you lucky lass.
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Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH
“Very funny, the hen is a doctor so she was very pleased with this!”