Our Stag Rep - Linka

Linka's Profile:

Formally trained on both the oboe and spoons, Linka is the kind of woman who lights up a room - though admittedly less so since her third arson conviction and subsequent fine last year. Linka’s party trick is that she does frighteningly realistic impressions of various birds of prey, notably those of the Bat Hawk and the Laughing Falcon.

A little known secret about Linka is that she holds the world record for assembling a tower of live frogs (372), a record she set whilst on a vodka bender with a group from Leeds. An expert in psychic phenomena, Krakow’s local police often give her a buzz if they need help in locating a troublesome murderer or shoplifter… With such a busy life, you may think Linka might struggle to find time for our clients when it comes to the weekend. But you’d be wrong.