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Certificate of XXXcelence
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In order to become an honorary member of the Married Women’s Association (before you ask, yes, that’s a thing), there’s an initiation test you must pass before being accepted into the fold. It’s simple really, first you must buy this booklet (duh) and the Bride-to-Be must work her way through the 10 challenges in order to earn her stripes. Witness signatures are required (it’s all very official, this exclusive group) and enthusiasm, of course. Not that the latter will be difficult to achieve, when she’s tasked with snogging a bloke in socks and sandals, blowing up a bloke’s condom and getting sex tips from a divorced man. We recommend keeping the booklet to look back over once she’s happily married.
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