Beware of a soggy bottom
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We’ve all been there: You’ve been at work all day, stuck in a meeting with Jeremy (or ‘nobhead’ as he is affectionately thought of at the office) for five hours and now you just want to get home, put your feet up and watch the soaps with a nice cuppa. We feel you, sista. However, that is not to be the case.
You walk in your house to be greeted by the sight of your husband in boxers with a hole in the crotch, eating last night’s pizza (and missing his mouth), playing Xbox with one hand and supping a Fosters tinny in the other. It just breaks your heart. But, now, you don’t have to put up with him anymore. With our new ground breaking product, you can just bake your own husband. Add any ingredient you want and create the perfect edible bloke. And if he gets a bit lairy, just bite his head off and start again. Cracking.
We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.
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Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH
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