- Jello shot syringe
- 5 glorious inches of shiny plastic penis
- Wipes clean
Sometimes we find ourselves kicking back with a rum and pineapple-based beverage and thinking ‘I ruddy love this drink. It’s totally refreshing and delish, but I don’t half wish that the vessel from which I was consuming it was more like a shiny, chocolate, plastic cock’.
‘Aesthetic preferences aside, on a practical note, I also wish that instead of just having to sup like a regular drink, that it was presented in a form that would enable the Pina Colada flavoured alcoholic jello to be fired with great force and expert precision, directly into my mouth.’
Well, you lucky, lucky swines - we’ve only gone and got the Peni-Colada – the elegant and witty hybrid of Pina Colada and Penis, if you didn’t catch that. Enjoy.
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