Black Peni-Colada Syringe

Black Peni-Colada Syringe Information

Sometimes we find ourselves kicking back with a rum and pineapple-based beverage and thinking ‘I ruddy love this drink. It’s totally refreshing and delish, but I don’t half wish that the vessel from which I was consuming it was more like a shiny, chocolate, plastic cock’.

‘Aesthetic preferences aside, on a practical note, I also wish that instead of just having to sup like a regular drink, that it was presented in a form that would enable the Pina Colada flavoured alcoholic jello to be fired with great force and expert precision, directly into my mouth.’

Well, you lucky, lucky swines - we’ve only gone and got the Peni-Colada – the elegant and witty hybrid of Pina Colada and Penis, if you didn’t catch that. Enjoy.

Please note:

• Dispatch Information

• Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
• Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
• We aim to print personalised items within 24 hours but at busy times it may take up to three working days.
• We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.