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Black Peni-Colada Syringe

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Black Peni-Colada Syringe Information

  • Jello shot syringe
  • 5 glorious inches of shiny plastic penis
  • Wipes clean

Sometimes we find ourselves kicking back with a rum and pineapple-based beverage and thinking ‘I ruddy love this drink. It’s totally refreshing and delish, but I don’t half wish that the vessel from which I was consuming it was more like a shiny, chocolate, plastic cock’.

‘Aesthetic preferences aside, on a practical note, I also wish that instead of just having to sup like a regular drink, that it was presented in a form that would enable the Pina Colada flavoured alcoholic jello to be fired with great force and expert precision, directly into my mouth.’

Well, you lucky, lucky swines - we’ve only gone and got the Peni-Colada – the elegant and witty hybrid of Pina Colada and Penis, if you didn’t catch that. Enjoy.

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ServiceDelivery TimescalePrice
2nd Class3-5 Working Days£2.99 or FREE on orders over £50.
1st Class1-3 Working Days£3.99
Next Day Delivery1 Working Day£5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
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OverseasPlease allow 10 working daysDepends on destination and service.

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