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    Carry Me Horse

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    £44.99 £49.99 save 10%

    5 in stock | LNOF Ref: #36252

    • Want it delivered by Saturday 22nd September? Order within and choose Saturday Delivery
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    Carry Me Horse Information

    • Adult: One Size (Fits up to 6'2)
    • Includes a plush one piece horse suit with false human legs
    • He’s not real (just, FYI)

    Sometimes, walking can be a right old drag. And, on a hen weekend, it’s downright ridiculous to expect you to walk from bar to bar in your new heels.

    Fortunately, we care about you, so we’ve put our heads together and created something that we are quite confident is going to sweep the nation (and sweep you off your feet).

    Meet Dwayne Montague – your equine life partner. He has the humility of a panther at dusk, the fortitude of a baroque king and the sensual grace of a feline. He’ll be there for you when times are hard, when trouble comes your way - lifting you upon his shoulders and carrying your heart. He’s a real tour de force and you would be a fool, a fool we tell you, to pass up on Dwayne.

    Delivery Information

    Service Delivery Timescale Price
    2nd Class 3-5 Working Days £2.99 or FREE on orders over £50.
    1st Class 1-3 Working Days £3.99
    Next Day Delivery 1 Working Day £5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
    Saturday Delivery Saturday Delivery £7.99. This will require a signature.
    Overseas Please allow 10 working days Depends on destination and service.

    Please note:

    • Dispatch Information
    • Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
    • Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
    • We aim to print personalised items within 24 hours but at busy times it may take up to three working days.
    • We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.

    Returns Information

    We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

    If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

    Return Address

    Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

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