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  • A willy pointer with the penis in the foreground

    Extendable Penis

    No hard feelings

    £2.99

    9 in stock | LNOF Ref: #37542

    • Want it delivered by Tuesday 25th September? Order within and choose Next Working Day Delivery
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    Extendable Penis Information

    • Extendable metal pole measures 8.5" - 20"
    • Plastic penis measures 1.5”
    • Needless vein detail

    If you constantly find yourself talking with your hands and doodling things to get your point over, you need an extendable pointer in your handbag, just in case. But, this is a hen party, so why not throw a willy on the end of it? ‘Tis hen party law and all that. This novelty willy pointer starts at a sizable 8.5” and reaches its full length at a whopping 20”, making an extension for your arm and a much more clear delivery of any presentation. What’s good about this is that you can use it for a laugh on your hen weekend, then slip it in your Hubby-to-Be’s briefcase and see how red he returns from the office. It’s a win-win, this little pecker.

    Delivery Information

    Service Delivery Timescale Price
    2nd Class 3-5 Working Days £2.99 or FREE on orders over £50.
    1st Class 1-3 Working Days £3.99
    Next Day Delivery 1 Working Day £5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
    Saturday Delivery Saturday Delivery £7.99. This will require a signature.
    Overseas Please allow 10 working days Depends on destination and service.

    Please note:

    • Dispatch Information
    • Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
    • Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
    • We aim to print personalised items within 24 hours but at busy times it may take up to three working days.
    • We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.

    Returns Information

    We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

    If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

    Return Address

    Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

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