- X-rated sex timer
- Approx. 4” tall and 1.5” wide
- Hour sand timer
- Very poor to stallion scale
Does your lover stand the test of time? We think it’s high time you found out. Handy to keep at the side of your bed, or tucked away in a dark drawer of your bedside table, this practical and easy to use timer will determine exactly how good your partner is in bed. Using an easy to read scale, starting at very poor and creeping its way through unsatisfied, lover, playboy and stud, all the way to the ultimate stallion, you can give his performance an immediate rating (what do you mean you don’t normally do that?). This handbag sized timer will quickly become your new best friend, allowing you to quickly separate the men from the boys, if you catch our drift…
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|2nd Class||3-5 Working Days||£2.99 or FREE on orders over £50.|
|1st Class||1-3 Working Days||£3.99|
|Next Day Delivery||1 Working Day||£5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.|
|Saturday Delivery||Saturday Delivery||£7.99. This will require a signature.|
|Overseas||Please allow 10 working days||Depends on destination and service.|
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