The hourglass sex timer out of its packaging
  • The hourglass sex timer out of its packaging
  • The hourglass sex timer in its packaging

Hourglass Sex Timer

It’s happy hour

£4.99

5 in stock | LNOF Ref: #40099

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Hourglass Sex Timer Information

  • X-rated sex timer
  • Approx. 4” tall and 1.5” wide
  • Hour sand timer
  • Very poor to stallion scale

Does your lover stand the test of time? We think it’s high time you found out. Handy to keep at the side of your bed, or tucked away in a dark drawer of your bedside table, this practical and easy to use timer will determine exactly how good your partner is in bed. Using an easy to read scale, starting at very poor and creeping its way through unsatisfied, lover, playboy and stud, all the way to the ultimate stallion, you can give his performance an immediate rating (what do you mean you don’t normally do that?). This handbag sized timer will quickly become your new best friend, allowing you to quickly separate the men from the boys, if you catch our drift…

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Delivery Information

ServiceDelivery TimescalePrice
2nd Class3-5 Working Days£2.99 or FREE on orders over £50.
1st Class1-3 Working Days£3.99
Next Day Delivery1 Working Day£5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
Saturday DeliverySaturday Delivery£7.99. This will require a signature.
OverseasPlease allow 10 working daysDepends on destination and service.

Dispatch Information

Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).

Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).

We aim to print personalised items within 24 hours but at busy times it may take up to three working days.

We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.

Returns Information

We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

Return Address

Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH


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